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the texas trail

16 March 2007 · Leave a Comment

so i’m writing this update as we are driving from flagstaff to albuquerque. i always love these cross country trips because it reminds me of our country’s roots; our strengths of fearless exploration and rugged individualism. it’s cool to think that i made a journey that used to take people months in less than twenty-four hours. and holy crap, we just had another blow out on the trailer. like just now, as i am writing. we are pulling over to the side of the road and the wheel is falling off the axel. wow, it’s like channel 7 actionblog! i’ll keep you posted on the tire situation. anyways, it feels like the oregon trail; epic journey, close quarters, and then suddenly you blow an axel while trying to ford the river and before you know it you die from starvation and scarlet fever because you can’t get the replacement part in time. ok, well maybe we won’t die. but still, it is kind of frightening.

and of course, since i am writing this it means we made it out of the canyon alive, which is of course exciting. it was a camping (as in in tents…or if you will intense) six days. six days of dehydrated food, no showers, no deodorant, minimal dental hygiene…and in fact even though we have been off the trail for a almost five hours we have yet to take a shower. that comes when we check into the hotel tonight in the aforementioned city of albuquerque.

oh good the tire is now fixed. it appears we had a spare. all is well, you can stop worrying. back to you in the newsroom, bert. thanks rob. we hiked about thirty miles total, all the way from the rim to the river and then back again, and it was glorious. once we made it to the river, we spent the following few nights along the colorado river at different campsites. when not walking or eating, i spent most of my time sunning on a rock like a lizard, soaking in the sun. if i closed my eyes it was almost like being on the beach, minus all the people, music, real food, waves…ok it wasn’t really anything like being on the beach. but it was fun and i did go swimming. and i have a wicked sunburn, it’s, uhm, for lack of a better word, eye-opening.

so the crazy thing about the grand canyon is that it is big. i mean, like really big. but you don’t really even appreciate its awesome scale until you are inside it. i mean, when you are looking from the rim down into the thing, it looks almost fake, like one of million photographs or thomas kincaid paintings. i’m always like, “so, what? it looks like a painting.” but then once you are at the bottom looking up, you realize how huge the place is, how real it is. it’s kind of shocking. and the thing that baffles me is that it was carved out by a river. it really reinforces the notion of how mysteriously things are created, and even though we can describe it using all the technical details we want to, we still don’t comprehend how it was made. it is just that big. looking back, it makes me wonder how many other amazing creations i take for granted every day. maybe if we were all a bit more observant of life’s beautiful mysteries we would treat the planet and each other a bit better.

pictures are on facebook. come find me next week and we can talk about your spring break.

Categories: Grand Canyon · camping · travels

standing on a corner in flagstaff, arizona

11 March 2007 · Leave a Comment

well after sixteen hours on the road, one blown out tire, and one dinner consisting of frito lays and twix, we are finally here in flagstaff, the jumping off point for our trek tomorrow. we are all sitting around in the presidential suite at the super 8 motel, and let me tell you it is classy. we have flushing toilets and a shower!

uhm ok so we are cooking dinner in a giant pot and mr. squyres just poured a couple cups of creatine protein powder into the stew which is exciting and i fully expect to wake up tomorrow looking like arnold or at least david hasselhoff. and now mr. squyres is talking so i am going to stop typing and listen.

ok that’s done. i think that many of you do not know mr. squyres. i am not sure how to really describe him…he’s about 6 foot 2 inches, somewhere between 60 and 90 years old, and in better shape than everyone else in the room. he knows more about camping and backpacking than anyone i know, and i aspire to be him one day. he has this uncanny ability of sneaking up on people, and when i was younger i was convinced he was able to shapeshift into a tree when needed. i am not really sure what else to say about him, i’ll think about it some this week and post a better description later.

so we’re about to divide up all the crew gear, like stoves, food, and tarps, and then pack it all up into our packs, and then eat dinner, and then go to sleep. and then wake up in a few short hours and get on the trail getting lost in the desert until friday. it’s exciting.

Categories: Grand Canyon · camping · travels

spring break my leg

9 March 2007 · Leave a Comment

spring break is finally here finally and the great packing adventure is about to begin. for those of you who don’t know, i’m going backpacking in the grand canyon with some friends from high school and my dad and we are leaving tomorrow at like 4 am and i’m pretty excited because its really really beautiful there and how about run-on sentences yeah?

so one time at probably my first boy scout meeting one of the older boys had us conduct this thought experiment where we imagined we were in the grand canyon and somehow hit our head on a rock and got terrible amnesia. and then he asked what we would do, and for the life of me i can’t remember what we were supposed to do. does this mean i have already had amnesia? and furthermore, what if that happened this week? i would be totally screwed, completely lost in the middle of the desert with no memory…if you have any suggestions please email them to me, 1500 words maximum, 12 pt. times new roman font, mla citations ONLY!

and now that that crummy joke is over…back to reality, eh? uhm this will be my third time to go, and the closer i get the more excited i get so that’s cool, and i’m gonna take lots of pictures and post them here and on facebook along with a travelblog (is that the right word?) of the trip. anyways, i hope all of you out there reading (who have not yet given up) have good relaxing spring breaks and i can’t wait to hear about them in person!

Categories: Grand Canyon · camping · travels