Day 99, Mile 1185
I’m officially over halfway done! I’m here at the Bear Den Hostel, just across the border into Virginia. And what adventures I have had recently! Pennsylvania was bizarre, to say the least. I met so many strange people there–Petunia and Treehugger joke that I am a “yahoo magnet” and just attract them. There was the guy who ditched his food and was carrying quartz rocks instead, believing that they would give him energy. When I met him and asked how long he had been hiking the trail, he gave me a spaced out look and said, “What trail?” Or the very, uhm, immodest grandmother and her husband. I met the couple a few miles from that night’s shelter, and after making some small talk the husband says to me, “Well, we don’t want to keep you long, but my wife here lost a bet.” And next thing I know, her shirt is gone and she’s flashing me. She covers herself up after a few seconds, and her husband growls to her, “It was supposed to be for a minute.” And how could I forget the fella who was in between jobs and decided that an AT shelter was a good place to camp out for the week. He showed up at the shelter around 8:30 PM, carrying a duffle bag and a blanket, using his cell phone for a flashlight. Around ten o’clock that night her starts making very loud phone calls to his multiple lady friends—on speaker phone—in the shelter. After securing a ride from one of the girls, he ended up leaving around eleven. And that’s barely the half of them.

Deleware Water Gap
The trail in PA passes through some very beautiful places, like the Deleware Water Gap, and a few interesting spots as well, including a Superfund toxic waste cleanup site. Even though the polluting smokestacks were shut down decades ago, the devastation still remains and the mountain top looks like a wasteland. Although Pennsylvania is infamous for its rocky terrain—it’s nickname is “the place where boots go to die”—it was also blissfully flat. I was able to make killer miles each day, pushing out 20 to 25 without any problems. And after a 500 mile chase, I finally caught up to Lightweight, G-Fog, Treehugger, and Petunia, a few of the folks I was hiking with back towards the beginning of my hike. After bumping into so many crazies, it’s been really nice to have some companions around.

The Palmerton Superfund Toxic Waste Cleanup Site

Trail in Pennsylvania

The Pinnacle Viewpoint in Pennsylvania

Sand Spring

Sunrise from Rocky Mountain Shelter
As I said above, the halfway mark is in Pennsylvania, and there are a few traditions that go along with completing that first thousand miles. For instance, almost every thru-hiker spends at least one night at The Doyle Hotel in Duncannon. The Doyle is over 100-years old and completely decrepit. The main attraction is that it’s dirt cheap, very hiker-friendly, and has a bar where guests can get “Dun-cannonized.” Although we weren’t too rowdy, we did get to meet a wide collection of Duncannon’s colorful drunks and neer-do-wells, all of whom wanted to buy us beer, talk about hiking, and hit on Petunia, the one lady in our party (coincidently, it was Petunia’s 49th birthday).

The Doyle Hotel

The “Presidential Suite” at the Doyle
Another halfway-mark tradition is the “Half-Gallon Challenge,” where you try to eat an entire half-gallon of ice cream in one sitting. Lightweight, G-Fog, and I tried, but only G-Fog was successful. I did pretty well though and was able to make it about three-quarters the way through mine—and amount equivalent to three pints. It wasn’t that I got full, it was just that I was sick of eating ice cream, and I ended up eating a large Italian sub right after I gave up. Here’s a great video of the Lightweight (left), G-Fog (upper right), and myself attempting the challenge:
The halfway-mark itself was a little bit of a letdown. They used to have a really cool monument, but since the trail changes a little bit every year, the monument was about four miles off of the actual halfway point, so they are in the process of moving it. So, all we got was a dinky little temporary sign printed on a sheet of computer paper. I could barely even muster a “yee-haw.” But we had an awesome fire that night to celebrate anyways.

Me at the Halfway Mark
Maryland and West Virginia went by like a breeze. Those states are so short that some thru-hikers do the “Four-State Challenge,” where you hike from the Pennsylvania-Maryland border to the Virginia-West Virginia border in a 24-hour period, thus hiking in four states in one day. I wasn’t that crazy and took my time, but I still made it through the two states in three nights. West Virginia is home to Harper’s Ferry, the “psychological midpoint” of the AT and home to the official Appalachian Trail Visitor’s Center. It was really cool actually, because it is one of the few places on the trail at which every single thru-hiker stops. They have this really nifty photo album of all this year’s hikers, with their pictures in order of arrival. I am the 68th southbound hiker to pass through this year, out of 214 who started in Maine.

Black Rock Cliffs, Maryland

Crossing the Shenandoah at Harper’s Ferry

Crescent Rocks, Virginia
It feels SO good to be halfway done, into Virginia, and less than 1000 miles to go. Way back in July I could harldy imagine Georgia, it was just an abstract goal that I was blindly heading towards. But now, I feel like I can start to see it, and this whole ‘walking-across-America-thing’ feels tangible and achievable all of a sudden. It’s a neat sensation! Maine seems forever ago, and I can hardly believe that I walked all the way from Maine to here. But I am so excited to continue my journey, to see all the adventures this second half of my hike will bring!

















